♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power! ♪
♪ They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes In the half-shell ♪
♪ And they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil Shredder Attacks ♪
♪ These Turtle boys Don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Splinter taught them To be ninja teens ♪
LEONARDO: He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪ Give me a break.
♪ Michelangelo Is a party dude ♪
Party!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell ♪
♪ Turtle power! ♪
[♪♪♪]
LEONARDO: Put on Channel 6, Raphael.
I wanna see the opening of the new Asian arts museum.
I'm here at the gala opening
of the Museum of Asian Arts, where--
[CROWD SHOUTING]
Everybody back off.
MICHELANGELO: Talk about glory hogs.
Robbing a museum on live TV!
Looks like break time's over.
My pupils, wait.
I have just had a strong psychic impulse
that you should not get involved in this.
Master Splinter, you can't be serious.
I am deadly serious, Donatello.
I sense there will be dire consequences
if you try to stop Shredder.
Uh, forgive me, sensei, you've got it backward.
There will be dire consequences if we don't try to stop him.
Sorry, Master Splinter.
We've gotta give those goons a turtle-izing.
I cannot stop them if they wish to go.
But I fear they will regret this action.
[♪♪♪]
[BEBOP CHUCKLES]
Oh, boy. This is like being a kid in a candy shop.
Or maybe a noodle factory.
Cowabunga!
Whoa!
[BOTH GRUNT]
Destroy those wretched reptiles.
Gee, Shred-Head.
Can't you think of anything new to say?
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Ooh, stand still, you little creep. Unh!
I'll make turtle kebabs out of you.
[SHREDDER GRUNTING]
[RADIO BEEPS]
KRANG [ON RADIO]: Shredder, it's done.
Meet me back at the Technodrome.
All right, Shredder. Now you've had it.
Oops.
Bebop, Rocksteady, retreat!
Well, what do you know?
Ha! It worked!
All right! We beat 'em big time!
I don't know.
That was almost too easy.
Easy?
Come on, they were winning.
SPLINTER: I fear that by taking on Shredder,
you may have started on the path
to the greatest danger you have ever faced.
But, sensei, we're not in any danger.
The danger is not now, Raphael.
The danger is yet to come.
Come on, dudes.
Let's see if we made the news.
Our top story, a major robbery
at the Space Administration Center
just outside the city.
Stolen, the regenerative power cell,
the world's most compact source of energy,
invented for a new super space station.
The thieves, a strange alien creature,
and a group of skilled ninjas dressed in blue.
That sounds like Krang and the Foot Soldiers.
You know, I hate to say it,
but I think we just fell for the old double jeopardy trick.
You're right. Why else would Shredder
have pulled that robbery on live TV?
To keep us busy while the Krangster
was stealing that power thingie.
Yeah, but what do they want it for?
[ALARM BLARING]
It's coming from offshore.
Something huge.
Almost like a tidal wave.
We've gotta check this out. Come on.
Whoa. What's going on?
[WHISTLES]
RAPHAEL: What is it? A tidal wave?
No, its a--
The Technodrome!
Krang used that power cell
to reenergize the entire Technodrome.
MAN: What is that? Get out of the way, quick!
MICHELANGELO: Man, that thing's gonna roll
right over the city if we don't stop it!
Relax, you guys. We all know the drill by now.
ALL: We break into the Technodrome,
fight our way past the Foot Soldiers,
disconnect the power device and escape with it.
[♪♪♪]
All right, now for the--
Foot Soldiers!
KRANG: The turtles are here.
Right on schedule.
And there's City Hall, dead ahead.
General Traag, it is time.
We are at your command, Lord Krang.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
Well, that was easy.
Come on. That power cell must be around here somewhere.
Now we march on City Hall.
All right. Let's get it disconnected.
I gotta tell you,
this whole routine is getting to be old hat.
[TURTLES SHOUTING]
SHREDDER: Except for one thing.
This time we were ready for you.
Ooh, we got you now, stinking shell-backs.
KRANG [ON MEGAPHONE]: Surrender willingly,
or my forces will reduce this city to ashes.
Dudes, we are in deep trouble.
KRANG: Shredder, we've done it!
[LAUGHS]
The city is ours!
And now, for the crowning touch,
I'm going to dispose of you wretched reptiles forever!
By sending you into Dimension X.
[TURTLES YELLING]
At last, the turtles are gone forever!
[♪♪♪]
SHREDDER: At last, those accursed turtles
are trapped in Dimension X forever!
Well, dudes,
at least things can't get any worse.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Uh, not that I really wanna know,
but just how could things get worse?
[TURTLES YELLING]
[SIGHS]
Whoever you are, thanks for saving us.
Name is Weesel.
And I didn't rescue you
out of the goodness of my heart.
Uh, you didn't?
Nah. You four will fetch a nice price
in the slave pits of Serot.
We've been picked up by a slave ship!
The turtles.
The danger I foretold has come to pass.
The city, the entire world,
is in dark peril.
[♪♪♪]
IRMA: The phones aren't working.
The computers are down.
What's going on?
I don't know.
But I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
What are Krang's troops doing here?
They're supposed to be in Dimension X.
Just what in blazes do you...
...things think you are doing?
I am taking over the city,
and this station with it.
Now get out of my way.
I have an important broadcast to make.
My people will never work for you.
They're 100 percent loyal to me.
Isn't that right, Vernon?
Uh, from which angle do you prefer
to be photographed?
Attention, citizens.
Behold your new leader.
SPLINTER: It is as I feared.
The city is in the hands of those fiends.
And I can't find the turtles anywhere.
You creepazoid!
You're in the lowest, uh,
scummiest profession in the whole universe.
How can you live with yourself?
Hey, there's a lot of slavers out there
making more money than I do.
Yeah, well, if you're not part of the solution,
you're part of the problem, bub.
Uh-huh. It ain't my problem.
[♪♪♪]
WEESEL: All right, you pixies. Move it!
Well, well, Weesel.
And what have you brought me this time?
Ah. Excellent specimens.
Fit, strong,
and durable.
Take your mitts off him, you slime bag!
Now, you get this straight, Mr. Creature.
Here, you do not talk back,
you do not even speak.
You either work,
or be destroyed.
Hey, that's my kid brother.
Hey, Zwerk!
Weesel, help me!
Unh, help me!
What's my brother doing here, snake?
[LAUGHS]
You of all people should know
that anyone is potential fodder for the slave pits.
Including you, if you don't leave. Now!
Yeah, okay. Sure.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yes.
All right, you four. Get to work.
KRANG: There's a set of immense rocket thrusters
at the space installation.
We're going to install them in the Technodrome,
giving it the power of space flight.
Then I can blast through the super portal.
Ah? And conquer Dimension X once more.
And with the rock warriors
and the city's resources at my disposal,
I shall conquer the entire Earth!
Hey, what about us?
How would you two like to get into broadcasting?
Oh! Would we?
Oh, boy.
Uh, our own TV station.
Our own shows.
I can't stand taking any more orders
from those monsters.
They're worse than Burne.
I don't get it. Where can the turtles be?
[BANGING ON DOOR]
Surprise.
You're on the Bebop and Rocksteady Show.
MICHELANGELO: Man, is this ever the pits.
Hey. You're Zwerk, aren't you?
Yeah, that's right.
How do you know who I am?
We came here courtesy of your brother.
Oh, well.
I'm awfully sorry.
Well, how did a cool little dude like you
get such a major creepazoid for a brother?
Ah, Weesel isn't such a bad guy.
Really. He was just trying to look after me.
We didn't have any money, and--
Yeah, and look where it got you.
SENTINEL: No talk. Back to work.
All right, all right. I'm working.
What are we digging this stuff for, anyway?
It's ilanium, the ore that the rock warriors eat.
You mean the rock warriors actually eat this stuff?
Well, what do you expect? They're rock warriors.
Then that guy Vorx is working for Krang.
And he might have a dimensional portal.
Yeah. But how do we get to it?
I don't know.
But if you wanna escape, count me in.
SENTINEL: Talk of escape is forbidden.
Leave him alone, you bully!
All right, rhomboid, you asked for it.
ROCKSTEADY: Ooh, and now an exclusive
for the Bebop and Rocksteady Show.
The Bebop and Rocksteady Show?
Where are the turtles when we need them?
TV programming has just sunk to a new low.
No, it hasn't.
But you will.
When you go out the window.
[♪♪♪]
VORX: Plotting escape.
Attacking a sentinel.
There can be only one punishment for these crimes:
You shall be fed to the Great Chaarg.
Uh, why do I get the feeling
we aren't gonna enjoy this?
[GROWLING]
Holy guacamole with hot sauce and jalapeños!
[GROWLING]
I, uh, think it's hungry.
Yeah, and we're on the menu.
RAPHAEL: Oh, man, what a way to go.
As a weird alien monster's hot lunch!
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLING]
Dudes, we're done for!
[GROWLING]
Little brother, I couldn't let you rot in those pits.
I knew you'd come through, Weese.
Well, I saved you,
even though it'll cost me my livelihood.
Yeah, but you still have work to do.
I do?
We're gonna shut down this whole operation.
BEBOP: We're gonna get even with you crummy newspeople,
for running all that negative stories about us.
Yeah. Your ratings are about to take a plunge.
[HORNS HONKING]
You savages.
[GRUNTS]
Leave them alone.
Splinter! Thank heavens!
ROCKSTEADY: You stinking rat.
I'll exterminate you.
[GRUNTS]
[ROCKSTEADY THUDS]
Get their blasters.
All right, you goons.
Freeze!
Where are the turtles?
Why should we tell you?
Quit mouthing off and answer the question,
dirt bags.
I'll talk, I'll talk.
Uh, they're in Dimension X.
Nobody knows where for sure.
There is only one way to help the turtles now.
We must find Krang and capture him.
You heard the sensei. Where is he?
He-- He--
H-He's gone. To a space installation.
To get some kind of rocket gizmo.
Here, Vernon.
Don't let them out of your sight.
Uh, lovely weather we're having,
isn't it?
[SNORTING]
The big problem is those sentinels.
Then we'll have to shut them down.
WEESEL: That bunker house is their master control.
But I-- I'm telling you, you'll never even get inside.
Oh, great.
VORX: You may have escaped the Chaarg,
but you won't escape me.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GRUNTING]
It's a rebellion!
We must help them.
[GRUNTS]
We need serious help.
Yeah, it looks like Weesel split.
We're done for.
[♪♪♪]
[PRISONERS GROWLING]
RAPHAEL: Boy, I really gotta hand it to Weesel.
He destroyed the bunker.
Yes. But he sacrificed himself.
Sacrifice my ship, you mean.
Weese!
Ah. We've searched this whole place,
and there's no portal.
No, but there is this trans-dimensional communicator.
Great. What are we gonna do?
Chat our way out of Dimension X?
That's exactly what I had in mind.
SHREDDER: I'm en route now, Krang.
How soon can you get the Technodrome
to the space installation?
In about 10 minutes.
Shred-Head?
What the devil?
Hey, Shredster.
We just shut down Krang's slavery operation.
You miserable reptiles can do
all the damage you want in Dimension X.
All that matters is I'm rid of you.
You haven't gotten rid of us at all.
And you sure haven't beaten us, creepazoid.
All you did was stuff us through a portal
because you're too chicken to fight us.
[GROWLS]
How dare you dishonor me?
You dishonored yourself, Shredder.
Yeah. And we're laughing at you, Shred-Head. Ha-ha!
Wretched reptiles!
I'll destroy you!
There's only one way you can do that.
And that's to take us on,
mano a turtle-o.
That suits me just fine.
SHREDDER: All right, turtles, come out and fight.
RAPHAEL: Ha-ha. You bet we will.
TURTLES: Turtle power!
KRANG: With those rocket engines,
the Technodrome will be fully mobile.
What's keeping Shredder?
I can't wait all day to conquer Dimension X.
You're gonna have to wait a lot longer than that, Krang.
Miserable creatures.
I'll butcher you.
Not so fast, alien scum.
My robot body!
It's not working!
[ALL GRUNTING]
Hey, isn't that Krang's holographic cloaking device?
MICHELANGELO: Uh, yeah.
I am about to be brilliant. Again.
[LAUGHS]
So much for your honor, turtles.
Your two friends just deserted you.
After him!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GRUNTING]
DONATELLO [ON TURTLECOM]: Hey, April.
Guys! Where have you been?
It's a long story.
Listen, do you know where Krang is?
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, he's right here.
Irma disabled his robot body.
Irma? Oh, well, that's perfect.
Leave him and meet us outside the Technodrome.
We're on our way.
Those fools.
ROCKSTEADY: Ooh, do you know what the boss is gonna do to you
when he finds out you've been keeping us here?
Yeah. You'll probably never work
in broadcast journalism again.
ROCKSTEADY: Uh-huh. You probably won't be able to lift the camera.
'Cause you probably won't have no arms.
Stop, please!
Oh, I can't take it anymore!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Come on. Let's get out of these ropes.
Now to re-program that super portal generator
for remote control.
KRANG [ON MEGAPHONE]: Attention, all rock warriors.
Return to the Technodrome at once.
I repeat,
return to the Technodrome at once.
[♪♪♪]
What the blazes?
Something's wrong here.
[GRUNTING]
Not so fast, Shred-Head.
You are doomed to defeat, Shredder.
Lord Krang,
where are you going with that prisoner?
Well, dude, I thought
I'd go for a pizza.
It's a trick.
KRANG: The Technodrome!
Why is it moving when no one's driving?
Yeah, Donatello. Why-- Why's it moving?
I programmed the portal to open
directly in front of it.
Oh, no. No. No!
Boss, get in. Quick!
No Technodrome.
No rock warriors.
No Foot Soldiers!
I'll pay those turtles back for this
if it's the last thing I ever do!
At this rate, it probably will be
the last thing you ever do!
MICHELANGELO: Well, compadres, they've gone away again.
Yeah, but without the Technodrome,
we won't have to worry about them.
I don't know, Donatello.
They still have Krang's know-how.
And Shredder's cunning,
and Bebop and Rocksteady's strength.
I'm certain we'll be hearing from them again. Soon.
[♪♪♪]